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  • J java

    The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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    cdavis
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    java that’s funny 😁

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    • J java

      The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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      java said in I’m confused:

      The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

      I guess chickens being a mammal also explains the front leg and hind leg thing with chickens.

      See, that’s why I hang out here. I learn new things.

      Paul

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        As John Milnor said… Think I’ll file this under CS… 😉🤔

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        • twilliamsT twilliams

          What do they do with the front legs? Use them for soup or bone broth perhaps. 61D87FD7-59D3-4F94-9F02-7210271A093F.jpeg

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          twilliams I guess next time I see a four-legged chicken I’ll understand

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            Got to cover things so the land sharks don’t sue for misrepresentation of a product.

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              Are you pulling our chicken leg? Maybe we can just wing it. They were just egging everyone on. I know it’s a bad yoke!

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              • J java

                The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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                java said in I’m confused:

                She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”.

                Maranatha! GOD help us.

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                • hunter43H hunter43

                  I guess no one remembers John Madden serving eight leg turkey’s for thanksgiving. So if a turkey has eight legs surely a chicken has four.

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                  hunter43 said in I’m confused:

                  I guess no one remembers John Madden serving eight leg turkey’s for thanksgiving. So if a turkey has eight legs surely a chicken has four.

                  Yep and comparing the lineman’s sweat lines, I absolutely do.

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                  • twilliamsT twilliams

                    What do they do with the front legs? Use them for soup or bone broth perhaps. 61D87FD7-59D3-4F94-9F02-7210271A093F.jpeg

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                    twilliams Very good observation!

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                      This thread is gud!

                      Denny O’s-Smokey Bones
                      I’d rather be sit’in in a boat and thinking about God,
                      Than sit’n in church and thinking about fish’in!

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                        This is what happens to chickens that free range on THE NEW GREEN GRASS THATS APART OF THE GOVERMENTS “NEW GREEN DEAL”

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                          So they can offer, buy 2 get 2 free deal!
                          Something is smelling Fowl.

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                            You reminded me of the Thanksgiving Cowboys game where John Madden had the six-legged turkey!

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                              Hey also coffee is HOT it turns out!!!

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                              • HerbcoFoodH HerbcoFood

                                Hey also coffee is HOT it turns out!!!

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                                HerbcoFood only at a McDonald’s drive-thru

                                “You never really die until you end up on the wall at a Cracker Barrel”

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                                  Maybe stop thinking about breasts, while your grabbing a coffee from the drive through.
                                  Squeeze the charmin at home instead.
                                  Yes, your getting the third degree, literally.

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                                  • J java

                                    The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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                                    java With chicken only have 1 breast, how many tenderloins does it have?

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                                      Apparently they have a left and a right breast, and a tenderloin inside….it is the small strip attached to the breast.
                                      So two tenderloins?

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                                      • P pepperettes

                                        Apparently they have a left and a right breast, and a tenderloin inside….it is the small strip attached to the breast.
                                        So two tenderloins?

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                                        pepperettes said in I’m confused:

                                        Apparently they have a left and a right breast, and a tenderloin inside….it is the small strip attached to the breast.
                                        So two tenderloins?

                                        Only after you split that bird in half.

                                        Paul

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                                          ?So I’m half right

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