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  • cdavisC cdavis

    twilliams don’t care who you are that’s funny right there.

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    cdavis hilarious 😂
    Chernobyl Chickens

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      The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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      • J java

        The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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        java That just about whooped out the four legs business! Hairy Chickens, must be those pesky Silkies.

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          I guess no one remembers John Madden serving eight leg turkey’s for thanksgiving. So if a turkey has eight legs surely a chicken has four.

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            8 Turkey legs / 4 Chicken legs = 2 legs per bird
            See even scientific equations work out to 2 legs per fowl…….so not sure why chickens have back legs, they have under legs!

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            • J java

              The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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              cdavis
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              java that’s funny 😁

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              • J java

                The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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                java said in I’m confused:

                The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

                I guess chickens being a mammal also explains the front leg and hind leg thing with chickens.

                See, that’s why I hang out here. I learn new things.

                Paul

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                  As John Milnor said… Think I’ll file this under CS… 😉🤔

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                  • twilliamsT twilliams

                    What do they do with the front legs? Use them for soup or bone broth perhaps. 61D87FD7-59D3-4F94-9F02-7210271A093F.jpeg

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                    twilliams I guess next time I see a four-legged chicken I’ll understand

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                      Got to cover things so the land sharks don’t sue for misrepresentation of a product.

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                        Are you pulling our chicken leg? Maybe we can just wing it. They were just egging everyone on. I know it’s a bad yoke!

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                        • J java

                          The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.

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                          java said in I’m confused:

                          She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”.

                          Maranatha! GOD help us.

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                          • hunter43H hunter43

                            I guess no one remembers John Madden serving eight leg turkey’s for thanksgiving. So if a turkey has eight legs surely a chicken has four.

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                            hunter43 said in I’m confused:

                            I guess no one remembers John Madden serving eight leg turkey’s for thanksgiving. So if a turkey has eight legs surely a chicken has four.

                            Yep and comparing the lineman’s sweat lines, I absolutely do.

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                            • twilliamsT twilliams

                              What do they do with the front legs? Use them for soup or bone broth perhaps. 61D87FD7-59D3-4F94-9F02-7210271A093F.jpeg

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                              twilliams Very good observation!

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                                This thread is gud!

                                Denny O’s-Smokey Bones
                                I’d rather be sit’in in a boat and thinking about God,
                                Than sit’n in church and thinking about fish’in!

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                                  This is what happens to chickens that free range on THE NEW GREEN GRASS THATS APART OF THE GOVERMENTS “NEW GREEN DEAL”

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                                    So they can offer, buy 2 get 2 free deal!
                                    Something is smelling Fowl.

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                                      You reminded me of the Thanksgiving Cowboys game where John Madden had the six-legged turkey!

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                                        Hey also coffee is HOT it turns out!!!

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                                        • HerbcoFoodH HerbcoFood

                                          Hey also coffee is HOT it turns out!!!

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                                          HerbcoFood only at a McDonald’s drive-thru

                                          “You never really die until you end up on the wall at a Cracker Barrel”

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