I’m confused
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twilliams don’t care who you are that’s funny right there.
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cdavis hilarious

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The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.
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The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.
java That just about whooped out the four legs business! Hairy Chickens, must be those pesky Silkies.
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8 Turkey legs / 4 Chicken legs = 2 legs per bird
See even scientific equations work out to 2 legs per fowl…….so not sure why chickens have back legs, they have under legs! -
The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.
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The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.
java said in I’m confused:
The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.
I guess chickens being a mammal also explains the front leg and hind leg thing with chickens.
See, that’s why I hang out here. I learn new things.
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As John Milnor said… Think I’ll file this under CS…


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twilliams I guess next time I see a four-legged chicken I’ll understand
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Got to cover things so the land sharks don’t sue for misrepresentation of a product.
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Are you pulling our chicken leg? Maybe we can just wing it. They were just egging everyone on. I know it’s a bad yoke!
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The girl at the deli told me a whole chicken consisted of 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and two whole breasts, I said a chicken has 1 breast. She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”. I just laughed and said I didnt know that, I just guess I’ll just take the special.
java said in I’m confused:
She honest to god looked at me and said “All mammals have two breasts”.
Maranatha! GOD help us.
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I guess no one remembers John Madden serving eight leg turkey’s for thanksgiving. So if a turkey has eight legs surely a chicken has four.
hunter43 said in I’m confused:
I guess no one remembers John Madden serving eight leg turkey’s for thanksgiving. So if a turkey has eight legs surely a chicken has four.
Yep and comparing the lineman’s sweat lines, I absolutely do.
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twilliams Very good observation!
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This thread is gud!
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This is what happens to chickens that free range on THE NEW GREEN GRASS THATS APART OF THE GOVERMENTS “NEW GREEN DEAL”
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So they can offer, buy 2 get 2 free deal!
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You reminded me of the Thanksgiving Cowboys game where John Madden had the six-legged turkey!
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Hey also coffee is HOT it turns out!!!
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