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  • JonathonJ Jonathon

    I have ALWAYS hated Mashed Potatoes, when I was a kid my family tormented me with them, they were sure I would love them if I would just try them so they would hide it in good I liked, like UNDER PIZZA CHEESE! It smells like cheap vodka to me.

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    Tex_77
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    Jonathon cheap vidka, thats a new one.

    Isaiah 5:22 Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks

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      Tex_77 Cheap vodka is made from potatoes sometimes so it makes sense. Even as a kid I knew what cheap vodka smelled like somehow? I must have made that connection in high school at some point!

      Get more help with your processing questions and learn more about processing meat by subscribing to our waltonsinc.com youtube page at https://wltns.link/waltonstv I am a Gorilla, love yourself

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        I think there is a broad range of mashed potatoes. Some are better than others maybe you haven’t had any of the better ones.

        If the women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
        Red Green

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          sjhuntingfool people often say that but family and friends all agree my mom made awesome mashed potatoes. I just hate the smell of them and the texture. Is baby food!

          Get more help with your processing questions and learn more about processing meat by subscribing to our waltonsinc.com youtube page at https://wltns.link/waltonstv I am a Gorilla, love yourself

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            If not mashed there are still plenty of others ways to enjoy taters.

            If the women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
            Red Green

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            • PapaSopP PapaSop

              Jonathon
              The “Devil”?! OMG, I think Col. Sanders just rolled over. Love them!

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              PapaSop AND his mustache is curling up for sure.

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              • zbigjeffZ zbigjeff

                PapaSop AND his mustache is curling up for sure.

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                zbigjeff said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

                PapaSop AND his mustache is curling up for sure.

                Yep, there may be some mashed taters hanging from the ends.

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                  https://www.tiktok.com/@waltonsinc/video/7102464887711894830?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7099464580603217450

                  Here is a link to the video Jonathon was talking about. I’m not a huge pineapple fan either, like pineapple on pizza is no good. However, mixing it with the chicken was outstanding. You honestly don’t taste the pineapple much it just makes the chicken fall off the bone.

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                    Grimpuppy
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                    Why didn’t you use the chamber vac? Seems it would have been a better choice with the wet marinade.

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                    • lkrfletcherL lkrfletcher

                      I like Pineapple

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                      lkrfletcher Me too, dehydrated.

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                        Jonathon JustinT You can always use Adolphs Tenderizer which the active ingredient in it is bromelain.

                        Isaiah 5:22 Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks

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                        • JonathonJ Jonathon

                          I have ALWAYS hated Mashed Potatoes, when I was a kid my family tormented me with them, they were sure I would love them if I would just try them so they would hide it in good I liked, like UNDER PIZZA CHEESE! It smells like cheap vodka to me.

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                          Jonathon said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

                          I have ALWAYS hated Mashed Potatoes, when I was a kid my family tormented me with them, they were sure I would love them if I would just try them so they would hide it in good I liked, like UNDER PIZZA CHEESE! It smells like cheap vodka to me.

                          I think Jonathon s problem is two-fold. You all feel free to help me unpack this:
                          First, he has a traumatic childhood experience with tormenting siblings and sub-par mashed potatoes (apologies to to Mama Trembley).

                          I am picturing a youthful Jonathon being bound, blindfolded, locked in a closet and water-boarded with mashed potatoes for hours on end by his spirited siblings. The results are so predictable.

                          I suspect PTSDFMP is the diagnosis. Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome by Mashed Potatoes. Look it up. It’s in all the medical health journals.

                          Now I think Jonathon can still be helped and cured… A few closely monitored sessions of dining on Tex_77 or some other QUALITY mashed potatoes, preferably with fried chicken on the run, gravy, and corn on the cob would have him cured in no time at all.

                          Paul

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                          • processheadP processhead

                            Jonathon said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

                            I have ALWAYS hated Mashed Potatoes, when I was a kid my family tormented me with them, they were sure I would love them if I would just try them so they would hide it in good I liked, like UNDER PIZZA CHEESE! It smells like cheap vodka to me.

                            I think Jonathon s problem is two-fold. You all feel free to help me unpack this:
                            First, he has a traumatic childhood experience with tormenting siblings and sub-par mashed potatoes (apologies to to Mama Trembley).

                            I am picturing a youthful Jonathon being bound, blindfolded, locked in a closet and water-boarded with mashed potatoes for hours on end by his spirited siblings. The results are so predictable.

                            I suspect PTSDFMP is the diagnosis. Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome by Mashed Potatoes. Look it up. It’s in all the medical health journals.

                            Now I think Jonathon can still be helped and cured… A few closely monitored sessions of dining on Tex_77 or some other QUALITY mashed potatoes, preferably with fried chicken on the run, gravy, and corn on the cob would have him cured in no time at all.

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                            processhead i like this idea of water boarding him with mashed potatoes!

                            Isaiah 5:22 Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks

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                              Jonathon said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

                              I have ALWAYS hated Mashed Potatoes, when I was a kid my family tormented me with them, they were sure I would love them if I would just try them so they would hide it in good I liked, like UNDER PIZZA CHEESE! It smells like cheap vodka to me.

                              I think Jonathon s problem is two-fold. You all feel free to help me unpack this:
                              First, he has a traumatic childhood experience with tormenting siblings and sub-par mashed potatoes (apologies to to Mama Trembley).

                              I am picturing a youthful Jonathon being bound, blindfolded, locked in a closet and water-boarded with mashed potatoes for hours on end by his spirited siblings. The results are so predictable.

                              I suspect PTSDFMP is the diagnosis. Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome by Mashed Potatoes. Look it up. It’s in all the medical health journals.

                              Now I think Jonathon can still be helped and cured… A few closely monitored sessions of dining on Tex_77 or some other QUALITY mashed potatoes, preferably with fried chicken on the run, gravy, and corn on the cob would have him cured in no time at all.

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                              processhead said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

                              PTSDFM Now, that analysis makes me keep chuckling. WOW!!!

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                              • Tex_77T Tex_77

                                processhead i like this idea of water boarding him with mashed potatoes!

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                                Tex_77 said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

                                processhead i like this idea of water boarding him with mashed potatoes!

                                And I am glad you brought that up.

                                There are is a school of thought in mental health circles where ongoing exposure to the thing we have an abnormal fear or distaste of will actually help the patient.

                                Kind of a case of that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

                                So with carefully administered sessions of mashed potato-boarding, we could actually help Jonathon overcome his irrational fear and loathing of mashed potatoes.

                                I think a lot of people would volunteer to help with this project. We could start a signup sheet. 😉

                                Paul

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                                • processheadP processhead

                                  Tex_77 said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

                                  processhead i like this idea of water boarding him with mashed potatoes!

                                  And I am glad you brought that up.

                                  There are is a school of thought in mental health circles where ongoing exposure to the thing we have an abnormal fear or distaste of will actually help the patient.

                                  Kind of a case of that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

                                  So with carefully administered sessions of mashed potato-boarding, we could actually help Jonathon overcome his irrational fear and loathing of mashed potatoes.

                                  I think a lot of people would volunteer to help with this project. We could start a signup sheet. 😉

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                                  processhead I think Austin would be atbthe top of the list! In the last pidcast the mentioned a dunk tank, maybe that could be replaced with force feed Jonathon mashed potatoes!

                                  Isaiah 5:22 Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks

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                                  • processheadP processhead

                                    Tex_77 said in Ridiculous tender chicken drumsticks:

                                    processhead i like this idea of water boarding him with mashed potatoes!

                                    And I am glad you brought that up.

                                    There are is a school of thought in mental health circles where ongoing exposure to the thing we have an abnormal fear or distaste of will actually help the patient.

                                    Kind of a case of that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

                                    So with carefully administered sessions of mashed potato-boarding, we could actually help Jonathon overcome his irrational fear and loathing of mashed potatoes.

                                    I think a lot of people would volunteer to help with this project. We could start a signup sheet. 😉

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                                    processhead Really surprised the Meatgistics censors don’t hop on everyone referring to the mash potato boarding. The one thing I do know is people on this site know how to have fun. BTW: I don’t have it regularly. But, I do like a good pile of mashed potatoes.

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                                    • zbigjeffZ zbigjeff

                                      processhead Really surprised the Meatgistics censors don’t hop on everyone referring to the mash potato boarding. The one thing I do know is people on this site know how to have fun. BTW: I don’t have it regularly. But, I do like a good pile of mashed potatoes.

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                                      calldoctoday
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                                      zbigjeff I’ve got some taters & gonna make a good pile of mashed taters too to go with that ham juice for ham gravy, just for Jonathon!

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                                      • zbigjeffZ zbigjeff

                                        processhead Really surprised the Meatgistics censors don’t hop on everyone referring to the mash potato boarding. The one thing I do know is people on this site know how to have fun. BTW: I don’t have it regularly. But, I do like a good pile of mashed potatoes.

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                                        zbigjeff ha hard to censor when a Mod. Is on board with it!

                                        Isaiah 5:22 Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks

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                                        • Tex_77T Tex_77

                                          zbigjeff ha hard to censor when a Mod. Is on board with it!

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                                          Tex_77 Nothing like having the “inner tract”. Love it. It’s cool when the admin wants to have a little fun. Been there, done that!! Then, someone like the pres gets word of it, laughs a bit and then before they say “stop”, it’s already back to normal. Just makes me smile.

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