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  • processheadP Offline
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    processhead
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    #6

    This is sensitive territory, Gents. At the risk of being politically incorrect in a public venue, I shall remain silent. Mostly.
    The only thing missing are some comments about the man leaving the seat up when he has finished the “pause that refreshes”.

    Paul

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      craigrice
      Power User Canning Team Orange Regular Contributors Veteran Masterbuilt
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      #7

      I am sure many women would agree that their is a terminal lack of yes dear’s in that statement including my wife lol

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      • ChefC Chef

        twilliams I like Meatgistics too much. I will not show this to my wife or any woman. While it has many true variables, it would only serve to [censored] off my wife and have her restrict me from Meatgistics. Best of luck guys… LOL

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        twilliams
        Power User PK100 Regular Contributors Team Grey
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        Chef my wife and a other women laughed. Im thinking a woman may be the original poster/writer of this as it shows how much women really do for us. That was my take on it anyways

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        • twilliamsT twilliams

          Chef my wife and a other women laughed. Im thinking a woman may be the original poster/writer of this as it shows how much women really do for us. That was my take on it anyways

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          Chef
          Canning Dry Cured Sausage Primo Grills Team Blue Sous Vide Power User Cast Iron
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          #9

          twilliams I think you are more than likely correct. They often do so much more than given credit for. I, for one, am very blessed to have my wife around to help me.

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            Jonathon
            Team Blue Admin Walton's Employee Power User
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            #10

            twilliams Lol that was great, I strongly disagree with #1 (I do the VAST majority of food shopping in my house ) but man, #2, #4 and #5 couldnt be more of a solid rule in our house if it was carved in stone above the front door!

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            • twilliamsT twilliams

              BBQ RULES:
              We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

              (1) The woman buys the food.

              (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

              (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

              (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

              Here comes the important part:
              (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

              (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

              (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

              Important again:
              (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

              (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

              (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

              And most important of all:
              (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

              (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

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              jroby
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              @twilliams- Ha Ha righhhhhht. Just say yes dear. Happy wife equals happy life. Ha Ha

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                TexLaw
                Team Orange PK100 Sous Vide Power User
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                LOL.

                Yeah, the things we do for our women. We should all get a medal.

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                • processheadP processhead

                  This is sensitive territory, Gents. At the risk of being politically incorrect in a public venue, I shall remain silent. Mostly.
                  The only thing missing are some comments about the man leaving the seat up when he has finished the “pause that refreshes”.

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                  craigrice
                  Power User Canning Team Orange Regular Contributors Veteran Masterbuilt
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                  processhead one time my wife had one of her friends stay with us for a weekend ,we were sitting at the table having a few she went to the br after me came back looked at my wife and said that i was even housebroken i put the seat down

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                  • craigriceC craigrice

                    processhead one time my wife had one of her friends stay with us for a weekend ,we were sitting at the table having a few she went to the br after me came back looked at my wife and said that i was even housebroken i put the seat down

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                    processhead
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                    #14

                    craigrice said in Opinions....true or not true....lol:

                    processhead one time my wife had one of her friends stay with us for a weekend ,we were sitting at the table having a few she went to the br after me came back looked at my wife and said that i was even housebroken i put the seat down

                    If a spouse or other female guest ever forgets to leave the seat down (rarely happens), be sure to compliment them for remembering to leave the seat up for you. lol

                    Paul

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                    • twilliamsT twilliams

                      BBQ RULES:
                      We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

                      (1) The woman buys the food.

                      (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

                      (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

                      (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

                      Here comes the important part:
                      (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

                      (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

                      (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

                      Important again:
                      (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

                      (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

                      (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

                      And most important of all:
                      (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

                      (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

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                      Joe Hell
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                      #15

                      twilliams nope…not even one

                      Better Living Through BBQ!

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                        ND Mike
                        Big Green Egg Team Blue Regular Contributors Cast Iron Power User
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                        #16

                        Lol! I saw this on another BBQ page. This used to be true at our house…lol! It was really hard for me to turn our Big Green Egg over to the wife the first time. I was running late for getting home and we had company coming over. She called me and I walked her through the process. She did just fine but it was a little bit of a blow to the ego for me!

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