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  • twilliamsT Offline
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    twilliams
    Power User PK100 Regular Contributors Team Grey
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    BBQ RULES:
    We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

    (1) The woman buys the food.

    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

    (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

    Here comes the important part:
    (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

    (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

    Important again:
    (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

    (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

    And most important of all:
    (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

    (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

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    • twilliamsT twilliams

      BBQ RULES:
      We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

      (1) The woman buys the food.

      (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

      (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

      (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

      Here comes the important part:
      (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

      (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

      (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

      Important again:
      (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

      (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

      (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

      And most important of all:
      (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

      (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

      G Offline
      G Offline
      glen
      Regular Contributors Team Grey Sous Vide Canning Dry Cured Sausage Masterbuilt Power User Meat Hack Winner Veteran
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      twilliams This is great, I will forward it to people I know

      I might add; The woman microwaves the undercooked and chews through the overcooked and tells the man “it’s perfect”

      Give a man a fish and he eats for a day
      Teach a man to fish and he drinks beer for a lifetime

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      • twilliamsT twilliams

        BBQ RULES:
        We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

        (1) The woman buys the food.

        (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

        (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

        (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

        Here comes the important part:
        (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

        (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

        (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

        Important again:
        (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

        (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

        (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

        And most important of all:
        (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

        (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

        ChefC Offline
        ChefC Offline
        Chef
        Canning Dry Cured Sausage Primo Grills Team Blue Sous Vide Power User Cast Iron
        wrote on last edited by Chef
        #3

        twilliams I like Meatgistics too much. I will not show this to my wife or any woman. While it has many true variables, it would only serve to [censored] off my wife and have her restrict me from Meatgistics. Best of luck guys… LOL

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        • twilliamsT twilliams

          BBQ RULES:
          We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

          (1) The woman buys the food.

          (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

          (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

          (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

          Here comes the important part:
          (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

          (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

          (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

          Important again:
          (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

          (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

          (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

          And most important of all:
          (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

          (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

          PapaSopP Offline
          PapaSopP Offline
          PapaSop
          Team Orange Power User Veteran
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          twilliams
          LMAO

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          • twilliamsT twilliams

            BBQ RULES:
            We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

            (1) The woman buys the food.

            (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

            (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

            (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

            Here comes the important part:
            (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

            (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

            (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

            Important again:
            (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

            (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

            (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

            And most important of all:
            (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

            (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

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            T Offline
            taufrecht
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            twilliams said in Opinions....true or not true....lol:

            BBQ RULES:
            We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

            (1) The woman buys the food.

            (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

            (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

            (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

            Here comes the important part:
            (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

            (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

            (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

            Important again:
            (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

            (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

            (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

            And most important of all:
            (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

            (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

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            • processheadP Offline
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              processhead
              Regular Contributors Power User
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              This is sensitive territory, Gents. At the risk of being politically incorrect in a public venue, I shall remain silent. Mostly.
              The only thing missing are some comments about the man leaving the seat up when he has finished the “pause that refreshes”.

              Paul

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              • craigriceC Offline
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                craigrice
                Power User Canning Team Orange Regular Contributors Veteran Masterbuilt
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                I am sure many women would agree that their is a terminal lack of yes dear’s in that statement including my wife lol

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                • ChefC Chef

                  twilliams I like Meatgistics too much. I will not show this to my wife or any woman. While it has many true variables, it would only serve to [censored] off my wife and have her restrict me from Meatgistics. Best of luck guys… LOL

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                  twilliams
                  Power User PK100 Regular Contributors Team Grey
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  Chef my wife and a other women laughed. Im thinking a woman may be the original poster/writer of this as it shows how much women really do for us. That was my take on it anyways

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                  • twilliamsT twilliams

                    Chef my wife and a other women laughed. Im thinking a woman may be the original poster/writer of this as it shows how much women really do for us. That was my take on it anyways

                    ChefC Offline
                    ChefC Offline
                    Chef
                    Canning Dry Cured Sausage Primo Grills Team Blue Sous Vide Power User Cast Iron
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    twilliams I think you are more than likely correct. They often do so much more than given credit for. I, for one, am very blessed to have my wife around to help me.

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                      Jonathon
                      Team Blue Admin Walton's Employee Power User
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      twilliams Lol that was great, I strongly disagree with #1 (I do the VAST majority of food shopping in my house ) but man, #2, #4 and #5 couldnt be more of a solid rule in our house if it was carved in stone above the front door!

                      Get more help with your processing questions and learn more about processing meat by subscribing to our waltonsinc.com youtube page at https://wltns.link/waltonstv I am a Gorilla, love yourself

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                      • twilliamsT twilliams

                        BBQ RULES:
                        We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

                        (1) The woman buys the food.

                        (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

                        (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

                        (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

                        Here comes the important part:
                        (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

                        (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

                        (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

                        Important again:
                        (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

                        (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

                        (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

                        And most important of all:
                        (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

                        (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

                        jrobyJ Offline
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                        jroby
                        Masterbuilt
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #11

                        @twilliams- Ha Ha righhhhhht. Just say yes dear. Happy wife equals happy life. Ha Ha

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                        • TexLawT Offline
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                          TexLaw
                          Team Orange PK100 Sous Vide Power User
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          LOL.

                          Yeah, the things we do for our women. We should all get a medal.

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                          • processheadP processhead

                            This is sensitive territory, Gents. At the risk of being politically incorrect in a public venue, I shall remain silent. Mostly.
                            The only thing missing are some comments about the man leaving the seat up when he has finished the “pause that refreshes”.

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                            craigrice
                            Power User Canning Team Orange Regular Contributors Veteran Masterbuilt
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #13

                            processhead one time my wife had one of her friends stay with us for a weekend ,we were sitting at the table having a few she went to the br after me came back looked at my wife and said that i was even housebroken i put the seat down

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                            • craigriceC craigrice

                              processhead one time my wife had one of her friends stay with us for a weekend ,we were sitting at the table having a few she went to the br after me came back looked at my wife and said that i was even housebroken i put the seat down

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                              processhead
                              Regular Contributors Power User
                              wrote on last edited by processhead
                              #14

                              craigrice said in Opinions....true or not true....lol:

                              processhead one time my wife had one of her friends stay with us for a weekend ,we were sitting at the table having a few she went to the br after me came back looked at my wife and said that i was even housebroken i put the seat down

                              If a spouse or other female guest ever forgets to leave the seat down (rarely happens), be sure to compliment them for remembering to leave the seat up for you. lol

                              Paul

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                              • twilliamsT twilliams

                                BBQ RULES:
                                We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

                                (1) The woman buys the food.

                                (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

                                (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

                                (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

                                Here comes the important part:
                                (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

                                (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

                                (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

                                Important again:
                                (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

                                (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

                                (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

                                And most important of all:
                                (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

                                (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

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                                Joe Hell
                                Team Blue
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #15

                                twilliams nope…not even one

                                Better Living Through BBQ!

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                                  ND Mike
                                  Big Green Egg Team Blue Regular Contributors Cast Iron Power User
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #16

                                  Lol! I saw this on another BBQ page. This used to be true at our house…lol! It was really hard for me to turn our Big Green Egg over to the wife the first time. I was running late for getting home and we had company coming over. She called me and I walked her through the process. She did just fine but it was a little bit of a blow to the ego for me!

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