<![CDATA[Opinions....true or not true....lol]]>BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/topic/3661/opinions-true-or-not-true-lolRSS for NodeThu, 10 Sep 2026 22:44:05 GMTThu, 08 Apr 2021 17:22:27 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Sun, 18 Apr 2021 14:04:14 GMT]]>Lol! I saw this on another BBQ page. This used to be true at our house…lol! It was really hard for me to turn our Big Green Egg over to the wife the first time. I was running late for getting home and we had company coming over. She called me and I walked her through the process. She did just fine but it was a little bit of a blow to the ego for me!

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/35139https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/35139Sun, 18 Apr 2021 14:04:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Wed, 14 Apr 2021 05:58:10 GMT]]>twilliams nope…not even one

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34753https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34753Wed, 14 Apr 2021 05:58:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Wed, 14 Apr 2021 11:30:02 GMT]]>craigrice said in Opinions....true or not true....lol:

processhead one time my wife had one of her friends stay with us for a weekend ,we were sitting at the table having a few she went to the br after me came back looked at my wife and said that i was even housebroken i put the seat down

If a spouse or other female guest ever forgets to leave the seat down (rarely happens), be sure to compliment them for remembering to leave the seat up for you. lol

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34736https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34736Wed, 14 Apr 2021 11:30:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Tue, 13 Apr 2021 21:56:29 GMT]]>processhead one time my wife had one of her friends stay with us for a weekend ,we were sitting at the table having a few she went to the br after me came back looked at my wife and said that i was even housebroken i put the seat down

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34731https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34731Tue, 13 Apr 2021 21:56:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Tue, 13 Apr 2021 14:45:04 GMT]]>LOL.

Yeah, the things we do for our women. We should all get a medal.

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34680https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34680Tue, 13 Apr 2021 14:45:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Tue, 13 Apr 2021 14:40:49 GMT]]>@twilliams- Ha Ha righhhhhht. Just say yes dear. Happy wife equals happy life. Ha Ha

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34679https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34679Tue, 13 Apr 2021 14:40:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Sun, 11 Apr 2021 00:39:59 GMT]]>twilliams Lol that was great, I strongly disagree with #1 (I do the VAST majority of food shopping in my house ) but man, #2, #4 and #5 couldnt be more of a solid rule in our house if it was carved in stone above the front door!

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34444https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34444Sun, 11 Apr 2021 00:39:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Sat, 10 Apr 2021 14:51:30 GMT]]>twilliams I think you are more than likely correct. They often do so much more than given credit for. I, for one, am very blessed to have my wife around to help me.

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34389https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34389Sat, 10 Apr 2021 14:51:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Sat, 10 Apr 2021 14:15:26 GMT]]>Chef my wife and a other women laughed. Im thinking a woman may be the original poster/writer of this as it shows how much women really do for us. That was my take on it anyways

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34388https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34388Sat, 10 Apr 2021 14:15:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Thu, 08 Apr 2021 21:48:53 GMT]]>I am sure many women would agree that their is a terminal lack of yes dear’s in that statement including my wife lol

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34316https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34316Thu, 08 Apr 2021 21:48:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Thu, 08 Apr 2021 21:41:16 GMT]]>This is sensitive territory, Gents. At the risk of being politically incorrect in a public venue, I shall remain silent. Mostly.
The only thing missing are some comments about the man leaving the seat up when he has finished the “pause that refreshes”.

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34315https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34315Thu, 08 Apr 2021 21:41:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Thu, 08 Apr 2021 20:56:32 GMT]]>twilliams said in Opinions....true or not true....lol:

BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34314https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34314Thu, 08 Apr 2021 20:56:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Thu, 08 Apr 2021 19:36:45 GMT]]>twilliams
LMAO

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34309https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34309Thu, 08 Apr 2021 19:36:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Thu, 08 Apr 2021 20:04:56 GMT]]>twilliams I like Meatgistics too much. I will not show this to my wife or any woman. While it has many true variables, it would only serve to [censored] off my wife and have her restrict me from Meatgistics. Best of luck guys… LOL

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34305https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34305Thu, 08 Apr 2021 20:04:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Opinions....true or not true....lol on Thu, 08 Apr 2021 18:06:29 GMT]]>twilliams This is great, I will forward it to people I know

I might add; The woman microwaves the undercooked and chews through the overcooked and tells the man “it’s perfect”

]]>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34304https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/34304Thu, 08 Apr 2021 18:06:29 GMT