<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Best article headline ever?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/elephant-kills-woman-then-returns-to-funeral-and-tramples-corpse/ar-AAYou0d?ocid=uxbndlbing" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/elephant-kills-woman-then-returns-to-funeral-and-tramples-corpse/ar-AAYou0d?ocid=uxbndlbing</a></p>
<p dir="auto">And the story holds up!  What in the world did this lady do to this Elephant that it was like “Just killing you is not close to enough, I need to find your funeral, grab your body, trample and then THROW IT for us to be even!”</p>
]]></description><link>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/topic/5417/best-article-headline-ever</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 20:53:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/topic/5417.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2022 12:21:28 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best article headline ever? on Tue, 21 Jun 2022 20:21:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">They said there is VIDEO but all this is is the aftermath, click bait!  <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/video-shows-elephant-who-killed-woman-returning-to-attack-her-funeral/ar-AAYH2sP?ocid=entnewsntp&amp;cvid=26b774890e5a43139f0dc1c9a1ad2b31" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/video-shows-elephant-who-killed-woman-returning-to-attack-her-funeral/ar-AAYH2sP?ocid=entnewsntp&amp;cvid=26b774890e5a43139f0dc1c9a1ad2b31</a></p>
]]></description><link>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/81253</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/81253</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonathon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2022 20:21:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best article headline ever? on Sat, 18 Jun 2022 02:47:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/wdaly" aria-label="Profile: wdaly"><bdi>wdaly</bdi></a> That deserves a thousand up votes, lol.</p>
]]></description><link>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80668</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80668</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrobisr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2022 02:47:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best article headline ever? on Wed, 15 Jun 2022 12:05:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/jonathan" aria-label="Profile: Jonathan"><bdi>Jonathan</bdi></a> Second moral, Not every creature that will kill you lives in the sea.</p>
]]></description><link>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80266</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80266</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wdaly]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2022 12:05:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best article headline ever? on Tue, 14 Jun 2022 19:31:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/jonathon" aria-label="Profile: Jonathon"><bdi>Jonathon</bdi></a> Moral of the story, Don’t make an elephant mad.</p>
]]></description><link>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80166</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80166</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bocephus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2022 19:31:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best article headline ever? on Mon, 13 Jun 2022 19:13:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Just in case he didn’t get the job done the first time…efficient</p>
]]></description><link>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80033</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80033</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Departing Contestant]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2022 19:13:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best article headline ever? on Mon, 13 Jun 2022 18:08:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/glen" aria-label="Profile: glen"><bdi>glen</bdi></a> We need a “wife version” of Meatgistics where when we post things like that, it knows to show that we actually said something really loving and complimentary about them!</p>
]]></description><link>https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80031</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://waltonsdev.nodebb.com/post/80031</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonathon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2022 18:08:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best article headline ever? on Mon, 13 Jun 2022 15:16:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/jonathon" aria-label="Profile: Jonathon"><bdi>Jonathon</bdi></a> Elephants are like my wife, they never forget!</p>
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